June 2, 2016
The Prayer of the Demo Gods
On this day, when I must demonstrate my code in front of others with the hopes that they accept all that I have built, I say this prayer in hopes that my code will work flawlessly. I’ve done many a demo, joked about the demo god prayer, but never have actually figured out what this prayer would be… until now… Let this code compile, In not an hour, but a little while. Allow this application to run with speed and zest, as this will keep users glued to my test. If my code blows up in my face, do it